Here I am, casually standing in front of a coloured wall. (Pic cred: Jay Hynes)


“I think there’s a story in this,” I said once. Then I built a career around the buzz these words give me.

Relationship therapy for madison magazine, testing dating apps for Cleo before Tinder was even a thing — I’ve tackled some ridiculous assignments.

High profile celebrities and regular folks who’ve done remarkable stuff have told me their stories. For a while, I wrote the Australian Financial Review’s executive property section. I used to get paid to live-tweet The X-Factor, too. That was fun.

Today, I write features and branded content. My book, Smashed Avocado: How I cracked the property market and you can too will be published by Black Inc Books in September 2019. When I’m not writing, I’m scrolling through real estate listings, dreaming. Always dreaming.

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